August 2012
jaredjmonaco:
how do people make gifs of something that was on the tv 20 seconds ago
1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
6: Most famous person you've met
7: What I want to be when I'm older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I'm doing today
12: What I'm doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I'll love you if...
18: Something I'm really good at
19: Something I'm really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I've lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice
defeating:
All of my boyfriends are trapped inside my computer please send help
souschen:
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
fishpun:
long ago, posts appeared consistently on my dashboard
but everything changed when the americans had to go back to school
only the nightbloggers, masters of the timezones could stop the dead dashboards
but when tumblr needed them most
they vanished
Feeling suicidal? Can't talk on phones?
horrorpeach:
crankyskirt:
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https://www.imalive.org/
Holy shit this is brilliant
gayn:
hover for the truth
$3,484.65
I am waiting for you.
Please enter my bank account soon.
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If it stops you from getting closer to God, then...
lifedeathlovewar:
flipyeahkelly:
It’s 2012 shouldn’t microwaves and toasters be like 5 dollars WTFork.
now-this-is-living:
I think one of the best feelings in the world is when someone remembers something you said. Whether it was something from yesterday, a week ago, a month ago.. It’s just like, “Wow, you actually listen to me.”
mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
avatar-addiction:
“I’m an adult.” I whisper as I eat my fifth bag of M&M’s, still not yet dressed at 2:00pm and press play on a cartoon meant for children ages 6-11.
